I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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