Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one might say we're banned from that church
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.