Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face