I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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