You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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