i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Someone signed my nipple.
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