Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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