i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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