Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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