Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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