ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Boobs are out for the taking
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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