i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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