I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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