Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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