She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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