found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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