i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
