Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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