She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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