he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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