He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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