You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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