You work out of a Hotel?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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