Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
