just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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