You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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