Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
God, I missed his penis.
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