Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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