Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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