Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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