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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yes give me all the cream and he's gone

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?

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(571): View more from Virginia

I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

(847): View more from Illinois

Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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(317): View more from Indiana

If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.

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(512): View more from Texas

I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay

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