No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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