Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.