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(720): View more from Colorado

He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.

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(512): View more from Texas

Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.

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(940): View more from Texas

Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?

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Is this a story I am going to hate you for?

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(951): View more from California

I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.

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(813): View more from Florida

I have bits of ceiling fan all over now

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(254): View more from Texas

If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.

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