everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
should my penis look like a turkey
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money