it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER