How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im calling her cock vulture from now on
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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