it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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