whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize
