U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
