dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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