just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
