when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
