When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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