At least make sure they are 18
Why
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
where are my eyebrows?
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