the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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