You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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