I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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