STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
