Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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