Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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