I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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