he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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