I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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