he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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