id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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