no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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