So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Bring me that man meat
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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