i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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