She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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